RIVAL TERRITORIES

1. 0:00Dragon Valley.
2. 0:02Two armies of strangers on a crowded server.
3. 0:07And on the other side, one of them is about to become very familiar.
4. 0:12Our guide, Hitless Simo, heads into the valley with his squad.
5. 0:19Impending Fate, as is his custom, heads somewhere else entirely.
6. 0:25Side mission fate is impending towards the next side mission.
7. 0:35You know how there's kind of like in sitcoms there's an A and a B and a C story?
8. 0:41Fate's always on the C story. The one that doesn't matter. Sometimes occasional plucky humor, but
9. 0:49largely not relevant to the plot.
10. 1:21Oh, bad guy! Danger close!
11. 1:26He's right in the valley. Molded back.
12. 1:36I see it. One away.
13. 1:41Got that one.
14. 1:45I think that's...
15. 1:51The family's wandering sniper puts Molded Bed down with a single rifle shot.
16. 1:58Oh, oh nice! Through the bloody window's fate.
17. 2:03The last word belongs to our guide.
18. 2:07Inside a darkened building, he takes four lives in 11 seconds.
19. 2:13The third is Molded Bed.
20. 2:16Oh that's unfortunate.
21. 2:21Got him!
22. 2:35There's still more here.
23. 2:36The round wins down to the only result the scoreboard will allow.
24. 2:42Oh here we go.
25. 2:46All done.
26. 2:47It's a slow, steady win, but a piece of margin.
27. 2:52415 tickets to none.
28. 2:56Our guide finishes third on the entire server.
29. 3:01Against Molded Bed, two deaths, two kills,
30. 3:05and one more from Impending Fate,
31. 3:08a rivalry that lasted exactly one round.

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