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HOUSE HUNTERS: WARZONE
THREE PROPERTIES. ONE SQUAD. EVERY DEAL FALLS THROUGH.
3:17 · 1080P · C4LA-SQUAD
A home-shopping show in which the squad tours three Battlefield 4 maps as properties: the high-rise, the waterfront, the island. Each has a view, a feature wall and a YOUR TEAM LOST banner where the closing should be, and the high-rise, which was load-bearing, comes down in silence. "The high-rise? The waterfront? The island?" None of them. With C4.
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Transcript · automatic · 53 lines 0:01 The guy on top of the hill is shooting at us. 0:03 The guy down below is shooting at us. 0:07 I'm going to go to my... 0:07 Oh! I'm dead. 0:11 Today, on House Hunters: Warzone! 0:14 Meet C4La: a close-knit squad looking for their forever home. 0:19 Their budget: eight hundred tickets. 0:21 Their must-haves: a view, plenty of cover... 0:24 and neighbors who don't shoot at them. 0:28 House hunters! House hunters! 0:31 Warzone, warzone, home sweet home! 0:36 Property number one: Siege of Shanghai. 0:40 Luxury high-rise living in the heart of the city. 0:43 Floor-to-ceiling windows. Panoramic views. 0:46 A private rooftop terrace... and an elevator to every floor. 0:53 The buyers love the natural light. 0:56 Nice. Beautiful. 0:59 Now, the listing does say the tower is load-bearing. 1:06 ...Was load-bearing. 1:09 House hunters! House hunters! 1:13 Warzone, warzone, home sweet home! 1:18 Property number two: a charming waterfront community. 1:22 The neighborhood is called Flood Zone. 1:24 That's not a warning. It's a lifestyle. 1:28 Plenty of water features. 1:30 Plenty of... water. 1:33 And every window has a view of the neighbors. 1:37 House hunters! House hunters! 1:41 Warzone, warzone, home sweet home! 1:46 Property number three: Paracel Storm. 1:49 A beachfront island paradise with ocean views from every room. 1:53 The weather here is... exciting, year-round. 1:59 Before you buy, always get a full inspection. 2:03 Three beautiful homes. Eight hundred tickets each. 2:06 Check this roof, and then check the adjacent roof. 2:07 And all three offers... fell through. 2:11 So which home did C4La choose? 2:15 The high-rise? The waterfront? The island? 2:19 They chose... the respawn screen. 2:22 They live there now. 2:23 It's very popular with their friends. 2:28 House hunters! House hunters! 2:31 Warzone, warzone, home sweet home! 2:36 Every view comes with a sniper, 2:38 Every home comes with a tank! 2:41 House hunters! House hunters! 2:44 Warzone, warzone... home sweet home! 2:50 Next week on House Hunters: Warzone... 2:54 C4La tries a little home renovation. 2:58 With C4. 3:03 Why do people keep moving into that house? 3:06 They have the best real estate agent ever. 3:08 You can fire RPGs out the window too, by the way. Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.
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