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Squad anthem
TWELVE POINTS FOR TEAMWORK
LOST ISLANDS? ...LOST. NUL POINTS.
4:53 · 1080P · C4LA-SQUAD
A song-contest final for a squad that loses with style. A deadpan host reads eight juries, each a real Battlefield 4 map whose YOUR TEAM LOST banner shows the squad on zero tickets; C4La's own jury votes with a Halo "You killed electivesimo"; the jury confers; and then the wildcard, Operation Metro 464 to 0, opens a finale of twelve YOUR TEAM WON banners from twelve maps. Every boast in the first verse lands on the death screen that disproves it.
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Transcript · automatic · 70 lines 0:01 Teamwork makes the dream work, everybody. 0:04 Good evening, Europe... and good evening, Battlefield. 0:09 Tonight: one squad. One song. One dream. 0:14 Please welcome... C4La! 0:22 Our tactics are flawless, our aim is divine, 0:30 We move like a shadow, we hold every line, 0:37 We fell six thousand times, but who's keeping score? 0:45 Legends don't lose, they just respawn some more! 0:52 We don't need the scoreboard, we know what we are, 0:56 Every single one of us... a superstar! 1:03 Twelve points for teamwork! (Douze points!) 1:07 Twelve points for the squad! 1:11 We go down together, we get up together, 1:15 Twelve points... for C4La! 1:20 And now, the results from our juries. 1:23 Siege of Shanghai? 1:25 C4La... nul points. 1:27 Golmud Railway? 1:28 Nul points. 1:29 Silk Road? 1:30 Nul points. 1:31 Lost Islands? 1:32 ...Lost. Nul points. 1:35 What's the score? 1:36 Oh no, we're winning. Oh, are we? Okay, yeah. 1:49 Frozen Hammerhead, Zavod in grey, 1:55 We wiped out whole squads and the ribbons came our way, 2:02 A hundred ninety-two wins, every one of them true, 2:09 And the jury said: "Sorry... who are you?" 2:13 We don't need the scoreboard, we know what we are, 2:17 Every single one of us... a superstar! 2:24 Twelve points for teamwork! (Douze points!) 2:27 Twelve points for the squad! 2:31 We go down together, we get up together, 2:35 Twelve points... for C4La! 2:38 C4La have won one hundred and ninety-two times. 2:43 The jury... does not care. 2:45 The scoreboard jury? 2:47 Zero tickets. Nul points. 2:48 Hammerhead? 2:49 Nul points. 2:50 Zavod three-eleven? 2:51 Nul points. 2:52 And finally... C4La's own jury. 2:58 ...C4La has voted against C4La. 3:03 Oh, dang. Once again, teamwork. 3:05 We lost. They scored one time. 3:16 Maybe the banner says we lost, 3:19 Maybe the tickets read zero, 3:23 I'd fall six thousand times, whatever the cost, 3:26 'Cause in my squad, you're my hero. 3:32 Ladies and gentlemen... we have a late result. 3:37 From the wildcard jury. 3:40 Operation Metro... 3:42 TWELVE POINTS! 3:45 Twelve points for teamwork! (Douze points!) 3:48 Twelve points for the squad! 3:52 We go down together, we get up together, 3:56 Twelve points... for C4La! 3:59 Twelve points for teamwork! (Douze points!) 4:03 Twelve maps, twelve wins tonight! 4:07 From Shanghai to Golmud, from Locker to Metro, 4:11 Twelve points... for C4La! 4:16 Douze points! Douze points! 4:19 Twelve points for teamwork! 4:25 Douze points... for C4La! 4:31 C4La. Twelve points. 4:37 Europe... good night. 4:45 If you're wondering how we're winning so convincingly... 4:50 Teamwork. Teamwork, eh? Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.
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