THE RESPAWN MASH

1. 0:03Good evening, boys and ghouls...
2. 0:07It was a cold, cold Friday night on Propaganda...
3. 0:13And the dead... would not stay dead.
4. 0:22I'm dead. Elective may be alive...
5. 0:25...but I'm back now, everybody!
6. 0:29Son of a zombie.
7. 0:32Down in the graveyard, out in the snow,
8. 0:35The squad lay still, all in a row,
9. 0:38Then the map lit up, and the timer began,
10. 0:41And they rose from the grave... to die again!
11. 0:45They did the Respawn Mash! (The Respawn Mash!)
12. 0:48Seventeen times in a ten-minute flash! (Ooh-wee-ooh!)
13. 0:52Down in the snow, and they're back in a dash,
14. 0:55They did the Respawn Mash! (Mash! Mash!)
15. 0:58One got a knife, and one got a tank,
16. 1:01One got "deploy point lost" on the flank,
17. 1:05A man with a knife crept up from behind...
18. 1:08And a friend shot him dead in the very next line.
19. 1:12They did the Respawn Mash! (The Respawn Mash!)
20. 1:15Seventeen times in a ten-minute flash! (Ooh-wee-ooh!)
21. 1:19Down in the snow, and they're back in a dash,
22. 1:22They did the Respawn Mash! (Mash! Mash!)
23. 1:25That's undead again.
24. 1:27I'm just gonna shoot at it and see if it's alive.
25. 1:31Oh! It's alive, alright!
26. 1:39The doctor threw the switch on the slab,
27. 1:42The deploy map glowed like a monster lab,
28. 1:45He sat right up, he grabbed his gun...
29. 1:49And he went right back where he'd just come from.
30. 1:55They did the Respawn Mash! (The Respawn Mash!)
31. 1:59Seventeen times in a ten-minute flash! (Ooh-wee-ooh!)
32. 2:03And the final score... zero to three-seventy-five,
33. 2:05But they did the Respawn Mash... and they're still alive! (Mash! Mash!)
34. 2:09I'm behind you and I'm dead, so...
35. 2:13But, uh, I'm alive.
36. 2:16Why do you not deploy a parachute?
37. 2:18That is kind of the difference between life and death.
38. 2:25Rest in peace, boys...
39. 2:30...until the map comes up.
40. 2:38I'm alive.

Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.