Original series · Season One complete

PLANET C4LA

A nature documentary about a family squad that loses constantly and calls itself heroes anyway. Nine episodes, one nemesis, and a finale on Operation Metro.

9 episodes · 36 minutes · Battlefield 4 & Halo: MCC

THE GRID

New#71PLANET C4LA: ISLANDSSEASON ONE, EPISODE 1 — WHERE THE RIVALRY BEGINS.

PLANET C4LA: ISLANDS

A Planet-Earth-style nature-documentary parody of the C4La squad. Before any nemesis existed: the origin story, in real footage from Blood Gulch and MCC, of a squad that loses constantly and calls itself heroes anyway. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording.

#70PLANET C4LA: CONTESTED GROUNDSEASON ONE, EPISODE 2 — THE NEMESIS ARRIVES.

PLANET C4LA: CONTESTED GROUND

Real Battlefield 4 footage across snow, flooded city and jungle introduces Sluggie, the recurring rival the squad cannot beat — a real triple-kill, a bounty joke, and a full-squad wipe. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording.

#69PLANET C4LA: ON THE RECORDSEASON ONE, EPISODE 3 — THE CASE AGAINST SHADOWKNIGHT091.

PLANET C4LA: ON THE RECORD

A multi-source case file built from real footage and real friendly-fire incidents, centered on the squad's own lovable disaster — a real triple-kill and the real on-mic apology that followed. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording.

#68PLANET C4LA: WAVE BREAKERSEASON ONE, EPISODE 4 — THE RIVALRY DEEPENS.

PLANET C4LA: WAVE BREAKER

Real footage from a genuine coastal Conquest match raises a new theory: the squad's two rivals, Sluggie and College Future, may not be working alone. A real boat skirmish, a real losing scoreboard, and a real claimed double-kill. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording.

#67PLANET C4LA: THE NESTSEASON ONE, EPISODE 5 — BETRAYED AT HOME.

PLANET C4LA: THE NEST

Twenty-two rounds of public Halo lobbies: five won by the family, seventeen by strangers. Then the family retreats to a private Blood Gulch CTF, where hitless simo is betrayed by electivesimo one capture before Red wins 3 to 2. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording. Full episode guide: c4la.win/planet-c4la

#66PLANET C4LA: RIVAL TERRITORIESSEASON ONE, EPISODE 6 — A RIVAL FOR ONE ROUND.

PLANET C4LA: RIVAL TERRITORIES

Dragon Valley 2015. A stranger called Molded Bed kills hitless simo twice at full health. The payback comes by Javelin, by ImpendingFate's rifle through the windows, and by shotgun, in a round the family wins 415 to 0. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording. Full episode guide: c4la.win/planet-c4la

#65PLANET C4LA: NEMESISSEASON ONE, EPISODE 7 — THE NEMESES, FROM BOTH SIDES.

PLANET C4LA: NEMESIS

Two nights on Sunken Dragon. Once with Sluggie and CollegeFuture on the family's own team, once against them: CollegeFuture goes three to none on hitless simo, ImminentTass snipes them both, and the family still wins 487 to 0. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording. Full episode guide: c4la.win/planet-c4la

#64PLANET C4LA: THE OTHER SIDESEASON ONE, EPISODE 8 — THE RESCUER ON THE WRONG TEAM.

PLANET C4LA: THE OTHER SIDE

Trigger Support promises to save everyone, and arrives on Guilin Peaks with a quad bike, on the other team, alongside CollegeFuture. The death screens keep count. The family wins anyway. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording. Full episode guide: c4la.win/planet-c4la

#63PLANET C4LA: THE RETURNSEASON ONE, EPISODE 9 — THE FINALE. THE ACCOUNT IS SETTLED.

PLANET C4LA: THE RETURN

The season finale. Every payoff on Sluggie and CollegeFuture, verified on the kill feed, building to a crowded tunnel on Operation Metro and one knife: [SHANK] SluG. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording. Full episode guide: c4la.win/planet-c4la

#62PLANET C4LAA NATURAL-HISTORY EPISODE ABOUT THE SQUAD.

PLANET C4LA

The wanderer, play behaviour, natural causes (the buggy, and remarkably often the floor), the hunter, one remarkable adaptation (plastic explosive) and what a family is. Nine original narration lines in a synthetic AI parody voice - not David Attenborough - over an 80s power ballad.

#61BAD LUCK, GOOD SQUADWE MAY NOT HAVE A STRATEGY, BUT WE ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO WIN.

BAD LUCK, GOOD SQUAD

A run of unfair deaths (a helicopter lands on him, a gunboat with 2% health, a kill one second before YOUR TEAM LOST) becomes survival, a real comeback and C4La glory: charge in hand, planted on a tank, detonated on the drop, then three real wins. Throat-singing war-drum anthem.

#60WE HAD A PLANA TRUE STORY, UNFORTUNATELY.

WE HAD A PLAN

A solemn orchestral war epic, sung with total sincerity, over a squad that cannot execute a plan for nine seconds: the shortcut, the pilot, the sniper shot in the back by his own side, an In Memoriam reel with the cause of every death engraved on a plate, and the same Warthog charge attempted three times. Original song written for the film.

#59FRIDAY NIGHT ALIVE: OKTOBERFESTEVERY DISASTER DESERVES A TOAST.

FRIDAY NIGHT ALIVE: OKTOBERFEST

A fresh Oktoberfest anthem turns self-inflicted rockets, vehicle slapstick and squad one-liners into a beer-hall celebration across Battlefield and Halo.

#58EIGHT WILD LEGENDSEIGHT LEGENDS. ALL IN.

EIGHT WILD LEGENDS

A cinematic squad anthem launches into airborne chaos, armor charges, long-range shots and a collapsing tower, then finishes with real wins from separate matches.

#57EXTREME MEASURESEVERY PROBLEM. MAXIMUM FORCE.

EXTREME MEASURES

A stormy helicopter arrival, stolen-car rocket revenge, close combat, and a real Battlefield win. Fresh action and squad exchanges set to the full cinematic Hardcore Life track.

#56HELL OF A SQUADUNDER FIRE. STILL TOGETHER.

HELL OF A SQUAD

Squad chemistry, close escapes, and Battlefield and Halo action set to the full Helmets in the Flame track, ending in a real team victory.

#55UNSUPERVISEDNO ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED.

UNSUPERVISED

A full-song Battlefield and Halo action comedy with wild transport, squad banter, and combat payoffs, cut to Family Squad.

#54STRATEGICALLY ELSEWHERESQUAD, ASSEMBLE. EVENTUALLY.

STRATEGICALLY ELSEWHERE

An epic chant calls the squad together while jeep detours, borrowed armor and the wrong kit keep pulling them away. A real Halo flag delivery finally brings the mission home.

#53ONE MORE IS A LIEONE LAST ROUND. AGAIN.

ONE MORE IS A LIE

Disco-punk fuels the squad’s endless last game: revenge, disasters, sudden good form and friends worth staying for. The final revised cut.

#52AIR TRAFFIC OUT OF CONTROLCLEARED FOR CHAOS.

AIR TRAFFIC OUT OF CONTROL

Confident takeoffs become aerial trouble as the squad turns a hard-rock flight service into helicopter mishaps, frantic escapes and explosive anti-air payoffs.

#51LICENSE TO FAILDRIVING TEST: FAILED.

LICENSE TO FAIL

A squad driving test goes spectacularly wrong: parking disasters, emergency exits and Warthog stunt work, scored to gritty rhythm and blues.

#50QUESTIONABLE PLANSFUNNY. FIERCE. ACCIDENTALLY ARMED.

QUESTIONABLE PLANS

A rapid-fire blooper reel cut to a frantic polka-metal anthem: rockets fired at point-blank range, a jet pilot who forgot to eject, a tank that goes airborne, a riderless ghost quad bike, and a man who misses the roof but not the air conditioner. Subtitled squad one-liners, a DEATH COMBO ladder from the Halo 4 announcer, and deadpan commentary from Cortana and Master Chief.

#49CLEAR COMMSHEAR THE FOOTSTEPS. CALL IT LATE. WIN ANYWAY.

CLEAR COMMS

Squad roll call cut to the full HCG1 Clear Comms anthem: footsteps heard through the headset, a sniper kill, a medkit, a friendly Claymore with a name on it, two Halo vehicle kills, a Warthog joust that ends in a fireball, flag grabs and three real wins. Six squad lines and three short stings.

#48NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHINDPICK HIM UP. COVER THE DISARM.

NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND

Revives under fire, medkits in the crossfire, an EOD bot counterattack, and a real bomb disarm. The squad holds the ridge—with an off-duty Halo racing disaster along the way. Full Holding the Ridge, ending on one more rescue.

#47TACTICAL REGRETPLAN A: CONFIDENCE. PLAN B: RUN.

TACTICAL REGRET

Fresh Battlefield and Halo chaos set to the full Blame the Game track: rocket revenge, bad retreats, a tank plan that expires immediately, remote roadkill and Stinger fireworks. Four squad lines and three short meme stings.

#46ACCIDENTAL HEROESEIGHT BAD DECISIONS. ONE HEROIC EXCUSE.

ACCIDENTAL HEROES

Fresh Battlefield and Halo scenes cut to Eight Bad Decisions: a point-blank tank sacrifice, squad suspicion after a double kill, a stolen-kill complaint, and an AA-mine finale. Full rap-and-yodel song with four squad exchanges and four short comedy stings.

#45CHAOS IN FORMATION — SOUNDBOARD MIXSKIDOOSH. PLAN COMPLETE.

CHAOS IN FORMATION — SOUNDBOARD MIX

Soundboard remix of Chaos in Formation: punchy squad celebrations, Halo Double Kill and Triple Kill, and an absurd birthday-party cheer after the vehicle explosion. Original footage, full song and squad dialogue retained.

#44FRIENDLY FIRE DEPARTMENT — SOUNDBOARD MIXBETRAYAL. NOW WITH APPLAUSE.

FRIENDLY FIRE DEPARTMENT — SOUNDBOARD MIX

Soundboard remix: the ShadowKnight opening gets a Betrayal sting, a tank launch gets party cheers, and the melee fail gets a Skill Issue roast. The genuine one-point loss closes on Game Over. Original picture and full song retained.

#43CHAOS IN FORMATIONTHE PLAN WENT SIDEWAYS

CHAOS IN FORMATION

A fresh full-song squad anthem: helicopter escape, double kill and double dead, Warthog triple, a blown-up hiding place and a grenade-led hill takeover. Battlefield and Halo mayhem from newly indexed footage, ending on a bunker multi-kill.

#42ICE COLD CHAOSUNSTOPPABLE. ALLEGEDLY.

ICE COLD CHAOS

A fresh C4La Squad Inuit throat-singing Suno track meets Battlefield armor, Halo rockets, flamethrowers and squad banter. From unstoppable confidence to running for our lives, with an aircraft takedown finale.

#41VIKING HEARTBEAT — RAID NIGHTFIGHT WITH HONOR?

VIKING HEARTBEAT — RAID NIGHT

The full Viking Heartbeat anthem drives a fresh Battlefield and Halo raid: snow armor, rooftop disaster, Warthog travel, aircraft chaos and a sword-duel argument about honor.

#40NEMESIS NIGHTSTHE RIVALS ARE BACK

NEMESIS NIGHTS

Sluggie, Clownworld and College Future meet the squad again. Verified LAV, shotgun and knife encounters, squad reactions and a real lost round. Win or lose, the rivalry stays fun.

#39BATTLEFIELD ROYALTY — ROYAL DISASTERROYAL DISASTER

BATTLEFIELD ROYALTY — ROYAL DISASTER

Throat-singing royalty meets Battlefield tank destruction, Halo arguments and an individual Boom Ball victory. Fresh action and squad comedy over the full song.

#38ACCIDENTAL OUTLAWTHEY TEAM KILLED?

ACCIDENTAL OUTLAW

ShadowKnight opens the night with a Battlefield friendly-fire streak that somehow keeps landing. Trigger and Elective pile into the trouble, then Halo vehicle chaos takes over — until Elective turns on the carrier and snags the winning capture. Still invited next week.

#37C4 LA SQUAD / SHADOW KNIGHTHE BETRAYED US

C4 LA SQUAD / SHADOW KNIGHT

ShadowKnight’s friendly-fire highlight reel becomes a full hard-rock anthem. Between the accidents, the squad still somehow strings together real captures and fresh chaos. Hide the grenades.

#36WORST DRIVERS BEST SQUADWORST DRIVER EVER

WORST DRIVERS BEST SQUAD

It starts as a shaky flag run and somehow becomes a tank siege, an airborne rescue, and a last-second sprint into the base. Nobody should be driving — and yet here we are. Bad drivers. Great friends.

#35BATTLEFIELD WITH MY PEOPLENEVER SOLO QUEUE

BATTLEFIELD WITH MY PEOPLE

The squad hits the water, fights into a temple, rolls up with armor, and takes the ground together. No solos — just the whole crew pushing as one. With my people.

#34C FOUR L A HARDCOREEVERY HIT HITS

C FOUR L A HARDCORE

Rooftops to factories to subway tunnels — the city assault never slows down. By the time they hit the street counterattack, every hit is landing hard. Hear every hit.

#33C4 LA SQUAD / BAD DECISIONSWORST IDEA YET

C4 LA SQUAD / BAD DECISIONS

Elder and Elective start the friendly-fire spiral, then a RAWR robot and a ShadowKnight grenade join the mess. Apologies and arguments fill the counterattack — and somehow the squad still takes the depot. Somehow, still a squad.

#32C4 LA SQUAD / FRIENDLY FIREDRUNK + ARMED

C4 LA SQUAD / FRIENDLY FIRE

Elderlan, Shadowknight091, and ImminentTass turn a Battlefield round into a friendly-fire toast. Mid-verse, Shadow faces the camera and shoots the player clean. Still our people.

#31FAMILY GAMING 8 BITFAMILY BETRAYED?

FAMILY GAMING 8 BIT

Rocket arena. Launch after launch. The squad keeps dying, laughing, and queueing again like the next life is the one that matters. One more life.

#30HCG1 ON / STILL STANDINGSTILL NOT DEAD

HCG1 ON / STILL STANDING

Battlefield chaos spills into Halo Warthog runs, sword rivalries, and rockets — then the squad regroups and actually takes a Battlefield capture. Same night, same crew, still standing. One more round. Together.

#29Battlefield Royalty v1FAKE ROYALTY

Battlefield Royalty v1

The squad rolls into Battlefield like they own the map — royalty energy over pure chaos. Crowns optional. Attitude required.

#28BATTLEFIELD WITH MY PEOPLEMY PEOPLE ONLY

BATTLEFIELD WITH MY PEOPLE

A forest convoy turns into a fight for the factory. The squad scatters, finds each other again, brings the armor, and takes the ground together. Country roads. Squad rules.

#27BORROWED POWERSTOLEN POWER

BORROWED POWER

Someone grabs power that isn’t quite theirs — and the whole night swings on it. Big moments, family gaming energy, and a squad that knows how to ride the wave. Borrow the power.

#26C FOUR L A HARDCOREGO FULL HARDCORE

C FOUR L A HARDCORE

They drop into the red tunnel, jam the platform until there’s no room left, then punch through the last corridor. Hardcore from the underground up. Hold nothing back.

#25C4 LA FAST FOLKTOO FAST FOLK

C4 LA FAST FOLK

Out through the dunes, rally at the village, then sprint for the last door like the whole map depends on it. Fast folk for a squad that runs together. Run with your people.

#24C4 LA SQUAD BASSBASS DROPPED

C4 LA SQUAD BASS

Strike the mountain base, chase the fight into the streets, then crank it to full volume for the last threat. Bass hits as hard as the gunfire. Feel every hit.

#23C4 LA SQUAD IRISH ANTHEMIRISH RAGE

C4 LA SQUAD IRISH ANTHEM

Everyone piles into the fight, the beach defense breaks under the surf, and the bunker finally falls as the squad marches through. An Irish anthem for a crew that won’t quit. The squad marches on.

#22C4 LA SQUAD IRISH DRINKINGDRINK THEN WIPE

C4 LA SQUAD IRISH DRINKING

One more round turns into trouble, the sky fills with targets, and the crew sends them out with a bang. Raise a glass — then raise the sights. One more round.

#21C4 LA SQUAD RAP THROATTHROAT DESTROYED

C4 LA SQUAD RAP THROAT

Stick together through the market, turn up the heat when the wires cross, then clear the road home from the rooftops. Throat-rap energy for a squad that answers loud. Hear the squad roar.

#20C4 LA SQUAD VIKINGVIKING RAMPAGE

C4 LA SQUAD VIKING

Through the frozen forest, armor on the ridgeline, then a battle cry as they push the stronghold. Viking night with the whole raid stacking up. Raise the battle cry.

#19C4 La Squad v1SQUAD MELTDOWN

C4 La Squad v1

This is the original C4La-Squad anthem — the cut that started the whole thing. Chaos, chemistry, and a crew that somehow always finds the next round.

#18FAMILY GAMING 8 BIT8-BIT CHAOS

FAMILY GAMING 8 BIT

The family lines up for a wild island race, botches the jumps, claws out an overtake, and immediately queues another arena challenge. Winning is optional. Playing together isn’t. One more life.

#17Family Gaming Night v1FAMILY WIPE?

Family Gaming Night v1

Controllers out, voices up — a regular family gaming night that somehow becomes a full musical cut. The lobby never stays quiet for long.

#16Family Machine v1KILL MACHINE

Family Machine v1

The family machine keeps rolling — same crew, same chaos, another night where nobody taps out early. Keep the gears turning.

#15Family Queue v1QUEUE REGRET

Family Queue v1

They’re in the queue, talking smack, then dropped straight into the fight. Family squad energy from lobby to last life.

#14FAMILY WARFAMILY WAR

FAMILY WAR

When family hits the warzone, the volume goes up and the teamwork somehow still holds. Chaos, callouts, and a crew that won’t leave each other behind. Hold together. Win together.

#13FAMILY IN THE FIGHTIN THE FIGHT

FAMILY IN THE FIGHT

Every call, every teammate — the family is in the fight together from first spawn to last push. Nobody solos this night. Every call. Every teammate.

#12FRIDAY NIGHT ALIVEFRIDAY CHAOS

FRIDAY NIGHT ALIVE

Someone else should drive, but the whole crew keeps moving anyway — one last round under the lights. Oktoberfest energy for a Friday that refuses to die. All together now.

#11FRIDAY NIGHT BATTLEFIELDFRIDAY WIPE

FRIDAY NIGHT BATTLEFIELD

Clear the city block, take the fight to the islands, then push the shore with nowhere left to run. Friday night Battlefield, throat singers and all. Friday belongs to us.

#10FRIDAY NIGHT SALVATIONNO SALVATION

FRIDAY NIGHT SALVATION

The squad is waiting — answer the call, stay with them through snow and smoke, and bring everyone home with the lights still on. An 80s ballad for the nights that matter. Bring everyone home.

#9HCG1 ON POP PUNKPOP PUNK RAGE

HCG1 ON POP PUNK

Drop into the night, take the rooftops above the noise, then light up the last street still standing. Alt pop punk for a squad that never quietly queues. Turn it up. Drop in.

#8Hear It AllHEAR EVERYTHING

Hear It All

Every yell, every clutch call, every laugh in the mix — this montage lets the night speak for itself. Turn it up and hear it all.

#7LEVEL UP YOUR NIGHTLEVEL UP OR DIE

LEVEL UP YOUR NIGHT

Friday squad energy with the volume cranked — level up, stay together, and don’t leave anyone in the lobby. Level up. Stay together.

#6NO SOCKS TONIGHTNO SOCKS NO MERCY

NO SOCKS TONIGHT

Chaotic family gaming night where the rules are optional and the socks are definitely off. Someone’s getting the next round whether they want it or not. Give him the next round.

#5RAP AND ROLLRAP + ROLL

RAP AND ROLL

Rap meets roll as the squad queues another round of beautiful chaos. Controllers ready, excuses ready, music louder. Queue the chaos.

#4UNBOX IT. LOCK IN.LOCK IN NOW

UNBOX IT. LOCK IN.

Unbox it. Lock in. The squad stops joking long enough to take the round — then probably jokes again anyway. Lock in. Take the round.

#3WORST DRIVERS BEST SQUADHE CAN'T DRIVE

WORST DRIVERS BEST SQUAD

Take the wheel and it could go sideways — plan B is always walking. Somehow this squad still makes it work, laughing the whole way. Bad drivers. Great friends.

#2FRIENDLY FIRE DEPARTMENTFRIENDLY FIRE?!

FRIENDLY FIRE DEPARTMENT

ShadowKnight’s triple friendly fire opens the night, then a roadkill, a Christmas-card rocket roast, and a redemption run that ends 100–99. Post-match dialogue says what the scoreboard won’t. 99 points. Zero accountability.

#1YODEL SQUAD — ZERO DIGNITYZERO DIGNITY

YODEL SQUAD — ZERO DIGNITY

A compliment curses the squad. Rocket duels spill into vehicle chaos and sword fights while they admit the actual strategy out loud. Three Halo tapes. Zero dignity. Maximum gauntlet.

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