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FRIENDLY FIRE DEPARTMENT
Squad anthem
WORST DRIVERS BEST SQUAD
HE CAN'T DRIVE
3:34 · 1080P · C4LA-SQUAD
Take the wheel and it could go sideways — plan B is always walking. Somehow this squad still makes it work, laughing the whole way. Bad drivers. Great friends.
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Transcript · automatic · 60 lines 0:00 ["Friedy Night"] 0:02 Friday night, squad lights, everybody signs 0:08 Cut it to a traffic accident. 0:10 Yeah, we're detained. 0:11 C4 lie rolling deep, let the bad decisions begin 0:17 HCG one on, hear every laugh and every call 0:23 Top squad on the scoreboard 0:26 You're stuck on a rock. 0:34 Hey, look, if you take the tank with Trigger, you guys figure out who's driving on me. 0:56 We miss the shots, we miss the turns 0:58 But somehow in the fight with the HCG1 locked in 1:01 Everyone comes through clear trash talk in the left ear 1:04 Several driving in the right ear 1:09 Givin' in task paints, red lasers on a tank across the field 1:13 Snappin' hard and leggin' works, refusin' still the yield 1:16 Hold on boys, I got the mark 1:18 Then freezes like a stone, the tank rolls up and parks beside him 1:21 Claiming him as home-held a land 1:24 Brings extra rockets when the ammo crapin's dry 1:27 Engineer with pockets for the squad's emergency supply 1:30 Then he breaks away alone, a surprise run down the lane 1:33 Comes back with a vehicle in a grin 1:35 I did that on purpose, man 1:38 C-4 to R, top squad 1:40 Grazin' trouble through the night 1:42 We miss the shots, we miss the turns 1:44 Somehow in the fight with the H-E-G 1:46 One locked in every warning 1:48 Comes through clear trash talk 1:49 In the left ear 1:50 Seven's drivin' 1:52 In the right ear 1:54 Shadow, that's the wild card Friendly fire is his art 2:02 He can team kill three good men Before the match can't start 2:08 But when the squad is wiped away And every map will bleed 2:12 He's the final man, the spawn beaker Just what we need 2:16 Trigger supports on a side quest Nowhere near the crew 2:19 His trigger fingers taking lead Support is overdue 2:22 Then a vehicle engine roars and charges through the smoke 2:26 He stones in like a cavalry and suddenly we're woke 2:29 Everybody's wearing HCG1 2:32 The comms are crystal bright 2:33 Hear the footsteps, hear the call-outs 2:35 Hear the laughter in the fight 2:36 Comfort on the longest run clean sound 2:39 When the chaos lands, one headset 2:41 Five bad plans and victory by accident 2:46 C4 line, top squad 2:48 Raising trouble through the night 2:49 Samorets the motor pool 2:51 Task paints, lizards, red and bright 2:53 Elder lands, got a rocket, shadow knights 2:55 Got friendly fire, trigger brings, a tank and lass 2:58 Now everybody's hired! 3:02 Racing has never been my forte, and I don't even get kudos with it 3:06 The jokes then cue it up again 3:08 HCG1 on a head 3:10 The whole squad's sounding fancy for life forever 3:13 Worst drivers 3:16 Best squad in the land Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.
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