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FAST & FAMILY
Squad anthem
THE GREATEST SQUAD THAT EVER LIVED
THE STATISTICS SAY OTHERWISE.
3:32 · 1080P · C4LA-SQUAD
An Oscar-night showstopper in which the squad accepts its award for outstanding achievement. Four Exhibit cards read the real archive statistics (6,065 deaths on camera, 104 of them by our own squad, 166 by a tank, 159 rounds lost), and then the finale lands every hero play on its word: a rocket into a helicopter, a point-blank multi-kill, a shotgun flag capture with a squad wipe, and YOUR TEAM WON. Thank you. Thank you. We know.
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Transcript · automatic · 54 lines 0:03 Ladies and gentlemen... for outstanding achievement in being outstanding... 0:04 Yep. I'm a hero. Really. 0:09 I was clutch. 0:09 the greatest squad that ever lived... 0:14 We're so good 0:15 C4La! 0:24 We are the legends they whisper about, 0:28 We are the reason the enemy's out, 0:33 We are the heroes, the stars of the show, 0:37 We are magnificent, everyone knows! 0:41 We're the greatest! (The greatest!) 0:44 The greatest squad that ever lived! 0:46 Hand us the trophy, hand us the crown, 0:50 C4La! The greatest! 0:54 Take a bow! 0:56 I was very close on the maximum, or the highest number of deaths. 1:00 Take a bow! 1:02 Exhibit A. 1:04 Six thousand deaths. On camera. 1:06 Exhibit B. 1:07 One hundred and four of them... by our own squad. 1:10 Exhibit C. 1:11 One hundred and sixty-six... by a tank. 1:13 Exhibit D. 1:15 One hundred and fifty-nine rounds. Lost. 1:19 They say we're legends, it's in every book, 1:22 Have you seen the numbers? 1:24 We don't need to look! 1:27 We stabbed our own brother, we lost to a tank, 1:32 And still we're the greatest! 1:34 The top of the ranks, we're the greatest! 1:39 The greatest squad that ever lived! 1:41 Hand us the trophy, hand us the crown, 1:45 C4La! The greatest! Take a bow! 1:51 Alright, we're not losing so badly. ... We've lost control. 1:59 Well, that was embarrassing. 2:03 So how... how do we feel so great? 2:07 With numbers like these... how do we feel so great? 2:12 Maybe the trophy was made by mistake... 2:17 Maybe we're... not so... 2:22 Then one rocket rose and the chopper came down! 2:26 Then one rocket more, point blank, no retreat, 2:31 He died in the blast, but he took their ride too, 2:35 Two men and their ride, and a hero... it's true! 2:40 A shotgun, a flag, and a whole squad wiped! 2:44 A rocket from the jungle, and the smoke rose high! 2:49 And the screen said it (YOUR TEAM WON!) 2:54 We're the greatest! (The greatest!) 3:00 The greatest squad that ever lived! 3:03 Hand us the trophy, hand us the crown, 3:07 C4La! The greatest! Take a bow! 3:18 Thank you. Thank you. We know. 3:23 That went bad. / Nah, we're good. 3:27 Well, we won anyway. Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.
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