SWAN LAKE (WITH TANKS)

1. 0:03Ladies and gentlemen.
2. 0:07Swan Lake. With tanks.
3. 0:10A ballet in four acts, danced by C4La.
4. 0:34Behold, from the heavens, the dancers descend,
5. 0:42On silk they come floating, so slow, to the end;
6. 0:49Over snow, over water, a dam and a town,
7. 0:56Each one a white swan on the wind, drifting down.
8. 1:04Bravo! (Bravo!) Encore! (Encore!)
9. 1:08Was ever a ballet so graceful before?
10. 1:11A body in flight is a swan on the lake,
11. 1:15Bravo, C4La! Dance on, for art's sake!
12. 1:33The grand jeté: see, a dancer takes wing,
13. 1:36Flung high by a rocket, how he soars, how they sing!
14. 1:40The pas de chat: off the rooftop he leaps,
15. 1:44Like a cat, like a swan, like a stone, and he sleeps.
16. 1:48The fouetté: see the jeep pirouette on its nose,
17. 1:53It turns, and it turns, and it turns, and it goes.
18. 1:57The pas de deux: two great partners embrace,
19. 2:00A jeep and a tank, in a tender, slow grace.
20. 2:05Four little cygnets, four in a row,
21. 2:08Four little parachutes, look at them go!
22. 2:12Four little cygnets, together they fall,
23. 2:15And then there are three, then there's none, that is all.
24. 2:19Bravo! (Bravo!) Encore! (Encore!)
25. 2:23Was ever a ballet so graceful before?
26. 2:26A body in flight is a swan on the lake,
27. 2:30Bravo, C4La! Dance on, for art's sake!
28. 2:55Softly she falls, from the door of the sky,
29. 3:02Slowly she falls, with her arms open wide;
30. 3:11Nobody caught her, the chopper flew on,
31. 3:18The swan is still falling. The chopper is gone.
32. 3:25Sleep, little swan, on the ground where you lie,
33. 3:33The medic is coming. The medic walked by.
34. 3:44Rise! (Rise!) Rise! (Rise!)
35. 3:48Up from the earth and away to the skies!
36. 3:51One blast, and the whole corps de ballet takes flight,
37. 3:54A flock of white swans on a Friday night!
38. 3:59Bravo! (Bravo!) Encore! (Encore!)
39. 4:02Was ever a ballet so graceful before?
40. 4:05A body in flight is a swan on the lake,
41. 4:09Bravo, C4La! Dance on, for art's sake!
42. 4:15Fin.

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