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MARCHING ORDERS
THE C4La HALFTIME SHOW: WE GOT OUR MARCHING ORDERS, AND WE MARCHED THE OTHER WAY.
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A stadium halftime show with a drumline, a brass section and a verse for every member of the squad, from hitless simo out in front to Shadow Knight, who shoots at everything that moves. The kills and stats in the lyrics come from the recordings. Then the tank said NO.
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Transcript · automatic · 71 lines 0:01 Oh yeah, I got this. 0:08 Trying to figure out who killed me. And how. 0:12 Ladies and gentlemen, under the stadium lights, 0:17 Did you see that? 0:19 please welcome... C4La! 0:23 When I say C4, you say LAH! 0:27 C4! (LAH!) C4! (LAH!) 0:29 When I say Half, you say TIME! 0:31 Half! (TIME!) Half! (TIME!) 0:34 It's halftime, phones up, drumline in the sky, 0:38 C4La took the field, and nobody knows why! 0:43 We got our marching orders, and we marched the other way, 0:48 Brass up! Hands up! C4La! All day! 0:52 First on the field, Hitless Simo, he's out in front again, 0:55 He said "I got this!" Took ten steps. And that was the end. 0:58 He grabbed the wrong kit off the rack and locked it on somehow, 1:00 One rocket, three kills. "Minor oversight." Take a bow! 1:02 Imminent Tass is on the ridge, you never hear the shot, 1:05 Thermal. One click. One down. And that's the whole plot. 1:07 He set the C4 on the beach and lit up two, then three, 1:10 The third one was Imminent Tass. (A triple is a triple.) 1:12 Elderlan's the utility man, he's got a tool for that, 1:14 Bulldog on the mountain road: one, two, three, like that! 1:17 Rocket from the chopper ride, another one goes down, 1:19 "Got a repair torch? Then repair it." Elderlan's in town! 1:22 Welcome to Skadoosh! Truffle kill! This was a minor oversight. 1:26 If you have a repair torch, you can repair it. 1:29 Nice shot. 1:31 It's halftime, phones up, drumline in the sky, 1:36 C4La took the field, and nobody knows why! 1:41 We got our marching orders, and we marched the other way, 1:42 Oh, sorry. 1:45 Brass up! Hands up! C4La! All day! 1:50 Musical Simo, forty-six kills, and she never stands still, 1:54 And the only ones who ever got her? Us. (Sorry, Musical.) 2:00 Elective Simo does it all: the tank, the bird, the sky, 2:04 One from the Viper, two from the tank, then he shot his own guy. 2:09 Impending Fate went on a side quest. Nobody knows where. 2:12 Then a rifle spoke from half a mile, and one man wasn't there. 2:14 Trigger Support was nowhere, as Trigger tends to be, 2:17 Then a tank rolled up at the perfect time and lit one up for free. 2:21 Stone Pilot was also there. Fifty-six kills. Seventy deaths. 2:26 Now here comes Shadow Knight, and everybody duck! 2:31 He shoots at everything that moves, and most of it is us. 2:36 Point blank on his own squad leader with a launcher. That's a first. 2:41 "That counts against your permanent record." Then he got Tass. Worse. 2:46 Two kills, fifty deaths. It's on the board, folks. 2:50 But hold on to your ticket, this ain't the end of the joke. 2:55 Tass took on the tank, and the tank said NO! (NO!) 2:57 Simo got one with the C4, then a pistol said NO! (NO!) 2:59 Fate's in the chopper, shooting... his own guy? NO! (NO!) 3:02 Trigger shot the squad leader. Friendly fire! NO! (NO!) 3:05 Then Shadow Knight came through at last: two Javelins, two down! 3:10 Two more with the Abrams, and the whole crowd turned around! 3:14 Simo hit the jet with a Stinger, it fell against the tower, 3:19 Tass got two from off the ridge. This is C4La's hour! 3:24 The LAV put one more in the dirt: two fifty-five to zero, 3:29 YOUR TEAM WON! It's on the screen! Every one of us a hero! 3:31 That was awesome. That was an amazing comeback. 3:34 It's halftime, phones up, drumline in the sky, 3:36 We love you. 3:38 C4La took the field, and now everybody knows why! 3:42 Ho ho ho, we destroyed them. 3:43 HCG1 on, hear the stadium roar, 3:48 We got our marching orders, and we marched right out the door! 3:53 Brass up! Hands up! C4La! All day! 4:00 There's no way I should be dead. 4:02 C4! (LAH!) C4! (LAH!) 4:04 I tanked you, I think. 4:08 Totally worth it. 4:09 "How does it feel?" "Not great. Not great." Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.
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