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BAD LUCK, GOOD SQUAD
Nature documentary
PLANET C4LA
A NATURAL-HISTORY EPISODE ABOUT THE SQUAD.
4:34 · 1080P · C4LA-SQUAD
The wanderer, play behaviour, natural causes (the buggy, and remarkably often the floor), the hunter, one remarkable adaptation (plastic explosive) and what a family is. Nine original narration lines in a synthetic AI parody voice - not David Attenborough - over an 80s power ballad.
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Transcript · automatic · 34 lines 0:00 There are places on this planet where no sensible creature would choose to live. 0:07 And yet, every Friday night, one small family returns to all of them. 1:00 I won desire with the E.C.G.1 headsets holding us tight through the day in kills and life in the night 1:11 Every group has one individual who simply wanders off. 1:18 Nobody knows what he is looking for. 1:21 It is possible that he does not know either. 1:25 The young males learn through play. 1:29 It teaches them balance, coordination and the precise location of every rock in the bay. 1:37 In the wild, most animals die of natural causes. 1:43 Here, natural causes include the buggy and remarkably often the floor. 1:59 Squad status, our one desire 2:02 With the HGG1 headsets holding us tight 2:05 Through the team of kills and lag in the night 2:13 Where is Trigga's support? He's miles away 2:20 Do inside missions, ignoring the fray 2:26 His trigger is silent, his location unknown 2:30 Until he storms in a tank reclaiming the throne 2:34 Trash talk is flying, the insults are sweet 2:37 But our communication cannot be beat 2:43 The hunter may lie motionless for many minutes 2:48 Waiting for a single perfect moment 2:52 This was somebody else's 2:56 But this species has one remarkable adaptation. 3:01 Plastic explosive. 3:04 He will not survive the encounter. 3:07 He does not appear to mind. 3:12 Quite extraordinary. 3:26 And then, against all available evidence, they win. 3:56 Every cry 3:59 With the HCG 4:04 Our squad will never die 4:15 They are not the strongest animals here they are certainly not the wisest 4:21 But every week they come back to the same ground and the same voices and that in the end is 4:30 what a family is. Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.