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FRIDAY NIGHT ALIVE: OKTOBERFEST
Squad anthem
WE HAD A PLAN
A TRUE STORY, UNFORTUNATELY.
4:37 · 1080P · C4LA-SQUAD
A solemn orchestral war epic, sung with total sincerity, over a squad that cannot execute a plan for nine seconds: the shortcut, the pilot, the sniper shot in the back by his own side, an In Memoriam reel with the cause of every death engraved on a plate, and the same Warthog charge attempted three times. Original song written for the film.
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Transcript · automatic · 44 lines 0:00 They said it couldn't be done. 0:14 They were right. 0:15 We gathered in the lobby at the closing of the day. 0:25 Eight brave souls with headsets on and nothing smart to say 0:32 Somebody drew a map and somebody said on three and somebody was already gone 0:42 Oh the briefing was a beauty every arrow every line 0:48 It lasted 90 seconds 0:50 I wasn't aware that we needed strategy. 1:20 Squad lead with the plan. Well I'm not drive though. Let's go in right below us. 1:27 I'm jumping out. 1:50 Oh the medic ran to save him through the bullets and the heat and was flattened by the driver 1:58 Who had fought for his own sake 2:04 We have a plan, we have a plan 2:07 A grand and noble plan 2:09 Step one was don't do that and that is where it all began 2:15 Blame it on the lag, boys. 2:18 Blame it while you can. 2:22 History will only ask us who had the plan. 2:32 I'm not going to say I crashed. 2:34 I, uh. 2:35 But I'm not going to say I didn't crash. 2:37 That was like the shortest ride ever. 2:43 Don't turn it over. 2:44 Here's to the one who rode the wing and waved as he went by. 2:49 Here's to the one who asked us all, hey, can this Jeep thing fly? 2:54 Here's to the grenade that bounced and came back home instead. 2:59 And here's to you, my dearest friend. 3:03 I'm sorry. You looked red. 3:08 After I shot you, I started to second guess myself. 3:14 I can do one more. 3:38 We have a plan, we have a plan 3:40 The same exact old plan 3:43 We'll charge the very hill again 3:46 As only legends can 3:49 And when the smoke has cleared away 3:52 And no one's left to stand 3:55 Carve it on the monument 4:00 At least 4:03 They had a plan 4:04 I blame myself 4:06 poor leadership and so forth. 4:11 It was not my fault. People were shooting at me. I was a hero. 4:19 I am resigning my commission right now. 4:22 I just got oh, I betrayed all of you Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.
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