Planet C4La · Season One · Episode 3
ON THE RECORD
SEASON ONE, EPISODE 3 — THE CASE AGAINST SHADOWKNIGHT091.
3:38 · 1080P · BATTLEFIELD 4 AND HALO: THE MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION
A multi-source case file built from real footage and real friendly-fire incidents, centered on the squad's own lovable disaster — a real triple-kill and the real on-mic apology that followed. Narrated in a synthetic AI parody of David Attenborough's voice. Not a real recording.
Transcript · automatic · 60 lines 0:00 Every population has an individual whose reputation simply precedes him. 0:07 Tonight we review the file, not because the verdict is in doubt, 0:12 but because, remarkably, he keeps requesting a second opinion. 0:18 He lines up the shot, takes the kill, and is dead himself within the second. 0:25 Not from the enemy, but from his own hand. 0:29 Arriving just late enough to matter, his own testimony entered into the record without complaint. 0:37 It was a headshot. Yes, my mistake. 0:46 This kill was made with a weapon he had never fired before. 0:51 And by his own admission, still does not understand. 0:56 Competence, it turns out, was never a requirement. 1:03 With a gun, he's never killed anyone with it. 1:05 Doesn't even know what it does. 1:06 I should have killed you. 1:09 I said you would be honest. 1:10 This exhibit covers an entire evening. 1:14 Not one incident, but several. 1:18 The same night, the same victim, 1:21 In the same explanation, every time, at some point, 1:26 accident stops being the operative word. 1:30 Shadow Knight killed me a few times tonight. 1:37 This report offers no explanation at all. 1:41 It simply reads, 1:43 Shadow Knight killed me somehow. 1:47 Somehow, in this case, 1:49 is doing an enormous amount of work. 1:52 Sheldon, I killed him somehow. 1:56 Jesus. 1:58 I could have sworn I killed him. 2:00 And then, for exactly one round, 2:03 the arrangement reverses. 2:06 Someone else's stray explosion finds him first. 2:11 For a moment, briefly, 2:13 justice resembles something like balance. 2:17 Oh, my lord! 2:19 I feel good about things to win. 2:22 Ah, sorry, shadow. I don't know how to... 2:23 This next piece of footage is lower quality than the rest, 2:27 recovered from an older recording. 2:30 It is also the most complete evidence on file. 2:34 Three teammates, one grenade launcher, 30 seconds, 2:39 and a confession live on the record. 2:43 Sorry, that was actually an accident. 2:47 Sorry. That was actually an accident. 2:48 After, I think he revived me. 2:51 And then he shot me right in the back. 2:54 I didn't revive you, I don't think. 2:56 Later that season, a betrayal occurs, 2:59 and the squad's first question is instinctive. 3:03 Is it Shadow Knight? 3:05 It is not. 3:06 It was someone else entirely. 3:09 Nobody apologizes for asking. 3:11 In this population, that is simply what a reputation is, 3:15 and somehow, they keep him anyway. 3:18 Oh, a guy's team is killing me. 3:22 Ah, thanks. 3:23 Is it Shadow Knight? 3:24 No, it's some other guy. 3:26 What if the sniper... 3:28 What a jerk. Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.