HEADHUNTERS

1. 0:04Okay, so you kill anybody and you collect the skull.
2. 0:08Everybody's skull drops on the ground.
3. 0:11Narrator: In a world...
4. 0:12Narrator: where every head...
5. 0:14Narrator: is worth a point.
6. 0:16Narrator: On Friday nights...
7. 0:18Narrator: they gather in the dark.
8. 0:21One skull, two skulls, burning in the night,
9. 0:26Pick them up and carry them, hold them very tight.
10. 0:31Three skulls, four skulls, the destination moved,
11. 0:36Five skulls, six skulls... now they're coming for you.
12. 0:42Narrator: They come for one thing.
13. 0:45Narrator: Your head.
14. 0:48Almost caught in there! Oh, come on! Come on!
15. 0:57Venatores capitum! (Hunters of heads!)
16. 1:05Venatores capitum!
17. 1:10Capita! Capita! (Heads! Heads!)
18. 1:14Nemo caput servat! (Nobody keeps their head!)
19. 1:17Nemo! Nemo!
20. 1:19Venatores capitum! Capita!
21. 1:24Announcer: Headhunter.
22. 1:27Narrator: One of them scored a hundred and forty-four.
23. 1:32Ghost inbound.
24. 1:34There's a bad guy nearby.
25. 1:37Oh, can somebody else steal the skull?
26. 1:40I just saw a man.
27. 1:45Seven skulls, eight skulls, a scoreboard in the dark,
28. 1:51Nine skulls, ten skulls, and every one a mark.
29. 1:55Headhunters! Headhunters!
30. 1:58Nobody keeps their head!
31. 2:00Headhunters! Headhunters!
32. 2:03C4La is coming!
33. 2:06Announcer: Head Hunter! Skull scored!
34. 2:10Venatores capitum! Capita! Capita!
35. 2:16It is raining skulls.
36. 2:30Announcer: 30 seconds remaining.
37. 2:36Narrator: But this Halloween...
38. 2:38Narrator: the hunters... become the hunted.
39. 2:42I didn't appreciate being scared like that.
40. 2:44Announcer: Ten seconds remaining.
41. 2:48Narrator: Headhunters.
42. 2:53Oh! There's an invisible guy!
43. 2:55Oh, dang it!
44. 2:57He scared me.

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