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YODEL SQUAD — ZERO DIGNITY
Squad anthem
FRIENDLY FIRE DEPARTMENT
FRIENDLY FIRE?!
3:00 · 1080P · C4LA-SQUAD
ShadowKnight’s triple friendly fire opens the night, then a roadkill, a Christmas-card rocket roast, and a redemption run that ends 100–99. Post-match dialogue says what the scoreboard won’t. 99 points. Zero accountability.
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Transcript · automatic · 26 lines 0:00 Shadow Knight just killed three friendlies everyone. Let's get that on the record. 0:04 Sorry. That was actually an accident. 0:06 After, I think he revived me. And then he shot me right in the back. 0:22 So cute. We're planning to win. Pass. Oh! That's what it looked like last game. 0:27 Sorry 0:57 Oh good, nice job Shadow. 1:16 Man that is the only time you... 1:19 Finally, shows the value. 1:21 That is the only time you congratulate him. 1:24 After, you know, being blown up. 1:27 Countless times. 1:29 That's true. 1:30 Yeah, well, I didn't say I'm putting them on my Christmas card list. 1:33 I just said, nice job, Shadow. 1:35 I just lost a war. 1:36 Storms through the objective, saves the score. 1:39 What was it on comms? 1:40 Was it watching the line that rose in like a hero at the perfect time? 1:44 I did say sorry, but that enough. 1:46 Because it's manners, Shadow Knight. 1:49 And I'm still of the opinion that if we don't kill our teammates, we will probably have more people to fight. 1:56 I need you to type a subject. 1:58 Let's go in again. More team killing. I need more cowbell. 2:19 I got one killer, let's see, I'm proud. 2:48 negative 16 Delta was about the difference maker since we lost by one. 2:52 Cool. Glad I could help. Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.