BATTLEFIELD ROYALTY — ROYAL DISASTER

1. 0:00All my squad mates are team killers.
2. 0:03Wow, this is coming from the guy that ran me over.
3. 0:24It's a shadow knight cruise just because they're on the same team, don't make them friendly.
4. 0:30It takes the flag, takes the scenic detour,
5. 0:32Squad leader with a license made of pure disaster.
6. 0:36Imminent Tass on the red, laser on the armor,
7. 0:40Red dot dance and I got this,
8. 0:42Sounding like a bomber, take turns left,
9. 0:44Task gets folded, legs spikes through the sky,
10. 0:46He saved us in his daydream and respawn,
11. 0:49Asking why, C for lock, locking,
12. 0:52Everybody knows the plan except the plan.
13. 0:55Also, it's been a while since I've team killed,
14. 0:57so now I'm getting a hang friend.
15. 0:59We never quit one bad driver one laser and a rocket in the kid friendly fire
16. 1:05Underside mission sudden save a CG one makes the chaos sound amazing in the cave top squal
17. 1:13The royalty every what becomes a story every loss becomes a victory
18. 1:18a C game
19. 1:20the fight HCG one on our heads to the squad tall right that a land brings extra
20. 1:25Rockets engineer supreme all right let's get a strategy get in a building let's
21. 1:30just cower shall we cowering anyone
22. 1:34Bueller
23. 1:37Looking back
24. 1:45They their backs were to me that that still counts
25. 2:07Decide mission, sudden save
26. 2:09HCG1 makes the chaos sound amazing in the cave
27. 2:12Top squad, loud laugh, loud battlefield royalty
28. 2:15Every wipe becomes a story, every loss becomes a victory
29. 2:19Hc game alive, put the whole crew in the fight
30. 2:22HCG1 on our head, hear the squad, alright
31. 2:26Trigger Support's missing, probably chasing some objectives
32. 2:29Says he's coming right back, highly questionable perspective
33. 2:33Never near the squad, never near the trigger line
34. 2:35Then the tank rolls in, he steals a vehicle and arrives on time
35. 2:39These storms are point like relax, I had it handled
36. 2:42Whole squad yelling, where are you?
37. 2:44While the capture meters tangled
38. 2:45Side mission specialist late, but cinematic
39. 2:49He saves the day so hard, we forgive the whole mechanic
40. 2:52Ahhhh
41. 2:53Race in the hits, every car comes through
42. 2:55Left side, right side, there's a tank on you
43. 2:57Samu says he's driving everybody
44. 2:58It's really nice
45. 2:59We started shutting down the other guy pretty hard
46. 3:01That was funny
47. 3:03We're one bad driver, one laser and a rocket in the grid
48. 3:07Friendly fire, thunder side, mission sudden save
49. 3:10HGG1 makes the chaos sound amazing in the cave tops
50. 3:14Wall out, left, battlefield royalty
51. 3:17Clear comms, rich sound, that's the real advantage
52. 3:20Boys, HGG game a lot, make the Friday night ignite
53. 3:23HGG1 on our heads, every call comes through

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