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WORST DRIVERS BEST SQUAD
WORST DRIVER EVER
3:34 · 1080P · C4LA-SQUAD
It starts as a shaky flag run and somehow becomes a tank siege, an airborne rescue, and a last-second sprint into the base. Nobody should be driving — and yet here we are. Bad drivers. Great friends.
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Transcript · automatic · 58 lines 0:27 Until we fall 0:32 Ahh! 0:38 Headless, emo, grabs the wheel, says, 0:40 Boys, I got the plane, drives the tank into a fence, 0:43 Then blames the other clan, takes the credit, 0:46 Takes the flag, takes the last cold drink, 0:48 If there's a bridge across the river, give him time, 0:51 He'll make it sink. 0:52 C4La, top squad, 0:54 Raising trouble through the night, 0:55 We miss the shots, we miss the turns But somehow in the fight with the HCG1 locked 1:01 in Everyone comes through clear trash talk 1:04 In the left ear, several driving in the right ear 1:11 It's not going great on the tank, but I did get a capture so it's not going great 1:16 Yeah, bargain 1:17 The mark then freezes like a stone The tank rolls up and parks beside him 1:22 I'm claiming him as home-held a land 1:24 Brings extra rockets when the ammo creepin''s dry 1:27 Engineer with pockets for the squad's emergency supply 1:30 Then he breaks away alone, a surprise run down the lane 1:34 Comes back with a vehicle in a grin 1:35 I did that on purpose, man 1:38 C4 top squad 1:40 Raising trouble through the night 1:42 We miss the shots, we miss the turns 1:44 Somehow in the fight with the H-E-G-1 1:46 Locked in every warning 1:48 Comes through clear trash talk in the left ear 1:50 Oh, Samos driving! 1:57 Shut up, I had six people say I'm on your team. 2:00 That's not helpful. 2:20 Support is overdue 2:22 Then a vehicle engine roars 2:24 And charges through the smoke 2:25 He storms in like a cavalry and suddenly we're woke 2:29 Everybody's wearing HCG1 2:31 The comms are crystal bright 2:33 Hear the footsteps, hear the call-outs 2:35 Hear the laughter in the fight 2:36 Comfort on the longest run, clean sound 2:38 When the chaos lands, one headset 2:40 Five bad plans and victory by accident 2:46 C4 line, top squad 2:47 Raising trouble through the night 2:49 Simo wrecks the motor pool 2:51 Task paints, lasers, red and bright 2:53 Elder lands, got a rocket 2:54 Shadow nights, got friendly fire 2:56 Trigger brings a tank and laughs 2:58 Now everybody's hired 3:01 Friday night, hoes on 3:03 No scoreboard, can't explain 3:05 We lose the point with the jokes 3:06 Then cue it up again 3:08 Alright, I tried to protect you there, but... 3:10 Squats sounding brand-see for life forever 3:13 Worst drivers 3:16 Best squad in the land Machine transcript of the final mix: squad names corrected, profanity masked. Tap a line to play it.
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